May 202013
 

Anything we might have said after that was drowned out by Chunhua’s techno-telepathic barbarian yawp. It surged through our brains and curled our toes.

As a unit we all cried the same question back to her, “WTF?!”

“I got it!” She yelled. “Mine, I tell you! Mine!”

Did you know that you can hear someone cackle like an evil witch through nanotech cellular service? You can, because Chu let off something that left claw marks inside my skull and made my bladder twitch.

I got up and booked to the next room, along with almost anyone else in a leadership position. 410 got crowded in seconds. That’s the power of technologically enhanced twitch reflexes, I guess.

Chunhua was sitting on the floor with the most disturbing, moist-eyed, teeth-bared expression of bloodthirsty triumph on her face I’d ever seen. Any alien, zombie, sociopathic turd, or giant monster would have trembled in the face of a loaded Chunhua Yan. Something, or someone was going to die, and I thanked my lucky stars that it wasn’t me.

“What is yours?” I asked, since I was standing right in front of her.

“I hacked it.” She beamed up at me.

“You rock.” I gasped in awe. “There has never been rock that rocks as completely as you rock. No topography has ever been so stony and rigid as your rocktasticness in this moment. I am honored to be in your presence.”

“Jesus Christ, Frank, d’ you think you could pour it on a little harder than that?” Shawn kicked me in the shin.

“Not without a fire hose.”

May 082013
 

I was just working on BSAG, and I found myself writing the death of a character who’s been around since the first book. I didn’t intend, in my copious notes, to kill him off. It just happened. It just works.

I feel a little strange about it, as I always do when a story takes a turn that I didn’t plan on, or never considered as a possibility.

Anyhow, how is everyone out there?

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Apr 232013
 

A little something from “Blood-Soaked and Gone,” already in progress…

“Wait! We’d be going the wrong way!” Chunhua protested.

“Honey, do you see any traffic?” Shawn asked.

“No, but…”

“But? ‘But’ is my ass! This ain’t cruisin’ the shopping center! This is war!” Shawn bellowed with the stentorian power of a good man pushed too far.

“Fuck civil engineering! Its just a tool of the patriarchy, keepin’ the good folk down!” I added my two cents to the excitement.

“Shit, dude.” Shawn reached over and put his hand on mine. “Calm down, okay? Nothin’ here to get all exercised about.”

“I… I thought we were going to do some pleasant team-building cheers.”

“Frank, you are one screwed up individual. Just chill, or I’ll stop the Humvee and let you out.” That got some quiet cheers from the back seats.

“We can’t stop here.” I told him, forcing as much intensity as I could into my facial expression. “This is bat country.”

Jeff poked his mustachioed grill between the front seats and gave me the evil eye.

“That was gratuitous. You’re going to stop it this very instant, or I’ll gag you and tie you to the roof.” He waited for a moment to gauge my agreement before settling back into his seat.

“Told you, didn’t he?”

“Shut up and drive, you Nordic gorilla.”

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